Aliens Thwart US Plan to Blow Up Moon

Moon, THE - As a NASA rocket using 'kinetic energy' to 'impact the Moon' to 'test the ejecta plume for water' neared its target, the promised live video feed of the event was cut. While NASA is officially blaming the loss of the feed on 'technical issues,' the final frames of live video sent over the web clearly depict saucer-like objects closing in on the camera.

Astronomers with powerful telescopes are feverishly blogging to anyone that will listen that the promised impact never occurred, reporting instead that the rocket and its companion probe exploded before they hit the surface.

NASA and the US government have imposed a media embargo on the entire event, instead insisting that malfunctions cut the feed and that the event was a 'total success'.

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Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts.

Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the universe really does revolve around breasts. They're an integral part of the fundamental forces driving existence."

Dubbed the 'Sweater Puppy Nebula', the image captures two side-by-side red stars surrounded by tiny red blobs, both encased by perfectly spherical pink blobs. Ribbs continued:

"In some ways this convinces me of Intelligent Design, or, better yet, Perverted Design."

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