Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Study Finds Most Parents are Stupid

Rockville, MD - A new study concludes that 90 percent of parents are incompetent. Researchers at the University of Lower Maryland interviewed over 500 sets of parents, asking them to complete a series of tests and questionnaires. The highlights:

-84% could not name one of their child's teachers
-65% could not find Mexico on a globe
-86% could not spell the word 'definitely'
-56% had children younger than 5 years old on Adderall, Abilify, or barbituates
-90% should have been sterilized