Monday, January 17, 2005

New Study Determines Whiskey ‘Delicious’

Lynchburg, TN – A study, funded in part by Jack Daniel’s has determined that, as has long been suspected, whiskey is in fact ‘delicious’. The study consisted of blindfolded subjects taste-testing whiskey versus urine, bleach, and other household cleaning products.

Unanimously, the subjects indicated that the whiskey was the most delicious of the samples they tasted.
Also included in the study were samples of low-carb beer, which were judged to be slightly less delicious than urine, but more delicious than paint thinner.