Monday, August 31, 2009

UFO Described as ‘Cylinder with Wings’

D'Starkville, IN - Jefferey Winters told our reporter the object he saw 'floated across the sky like a metal bird.' Other witnesses were just as confused by the object. The sighting occurred at roughly 3pm.

"There was this white smoke trailing behind it, possibly some kind of Martian chemical," states another witness. "And the speed of it was unreal, as fast as like 10, maybe even 20 horses put together."

Yet another witness came forward, stating she was able to get a better view of the object using binoculars. "There was this weird writing on it, difficult to make out, I think the first word was 'united,' but I can't be sure."

The Diatribe would like to take this opportunity to remind our readers that Indianapolis International Airport is located 35 miles from D'Starkville, and that D'Starkville's literacy rate is estimated at 25 percent.

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