Cleveland, OH - Seeing it written out like that, it looks like someone is saying, 'Cleveland...oh.' Like someone sees the word Cleveland and says 'oh' in disappointment. Much like the perpetual disappointment of being a Cleveland Browns fan.
After ruining their perfect season, the Browns have been debating over whether to forfeit the rest of the season and have the players commit seppuku as a means of atoning for their horrible performance, the coaching staff and management have decided to continue to play football in order to achieve what 13 year-old Steelers fan Chad Bobbins calls an 'epic fail'.
Janitor and Head Coach Phil Harnsworth had this to say, "Our motives are actually really pure. If we were to actually beat another team, which isn't likely, it would be really embarassing for them. By playing horrible football, we allow other teams to bulk up their stats and their wins. This increases the profile of the NFL, and as members of the NFL, we benefit indirectly."
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