Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor,

One of my friends recently started selling AmWay, and now he wants me to follow suit. Should I do this? Will I make mountains of money?

Sincerely,

Future Millionaire

Moneybags-

You strike me as one of those people who responds to every e-mail from every Nigerian billionaire who chooses you to inheirit his fortune.

To answer your question: Yes! Definitely! The secret to success and infinite wealth has always been selling snow globes and fake jewelry out of your garage. Not only that, but just by merely spreading the word of this successful method, you will make mountains of money.

You deserve easy success, and you shouldn't have to work hard for it because you're special. That's what you want to hear, right? That you're special and your path to financial security should be as easy as jumping into Scrooge McDuck's money bin and scooping handfuls and handfuls into your pockets.

Good luck with your idiocy.

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Editor

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