Monday, October 19, 2009

Why is Everyone so Obsessed With This Megan Fox Girl?

D'Starkville, IN - Seriously, the Diatribe cannot understand what America's boggle is. She just isn't that hot. She just comes off as trashy, kind of a bitch, and not smart. Actually, that's the answer right there: Americans are dumb, so of course they like dumb girls.
Makes sense.
Still, the extent to which this woman is being fawned over is ridiculous, even for you guys. She_is_just_not_that_attractive.
But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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