D'Starkville, IN - Local man Bruce Willows was grossed out today by a fat woman while visiting an area Wal-mart. The woman was reportedly wearing sweatpants bearing the word 'juicy' and a t-shirt depicting Tweety Bird.
"She was wearing a thong, for crying out loud. She must have been three, four hundred pounds. Looked like she was pregnant with a fully grown man. Her clothes were all dirty and stretched out, and she had this brown spot right between her gigantic ass cheeks."
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