Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Family Guy Continues to Push Limits of Medocrity

Hollywood, CA - Fox's hit television show Family Guy returns for a new season of poop jokes and hastily patched-together noncanonical visual gags on Sundays this fall. Family Guy continues to use all the plot devices of a show whose writers have clearly run out of stories.
Let's have a rundown: time travel? Check. Interdimensional travel? Check. A mediocre character being featured in his own spinoff? Check. Peter in a leather jacket jet-skiing over a shark? Check.
When asked for comment, Seth MacFarlane said, "Our show is beloved by millions of people around the world and continues to be lucrative. Your fake newspaper is read by nobody and makes no money. I can understand why you'd be jealous and write snarky articles."
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