Saturday, October 10, 2009

Wham!: Rock Band to be Released Next Month

Atlanta, GA - While the Beatles version of Rock Band had limited appeal, Electronic Arts hopes to capture the attention (and dollars) of the masses with the latest entry in the Rock Band series, Wham!: Rock Band.
While critics have always respected the band's artistic integrity, the release of Wham!: Rock Band leaves some pundits skeptical about the motives of George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley, the duo behind Wham!
Says blogger and all-around asshole Josh Harper, "It used to be about the music for Wham! but now it feels like they're just trying to cash in."
Random guy Eddie Scruggs had this to say about the upcoming release, "You know, they used to play that goddamn Wake Me Up Before You Go Go song like all the time, and now that crap's gonna start all over again. And don't get me started on Last Christmas."
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