D'Starkville, IN - According to sources, local teen Shamus Rhodes has finally gotten some. Rhodes, a junior at D'Starkville High School, has reportedly managed to get some action from local slut Tricia Haynes. Sources revealed that the teens were 'doing stuff' behind the bowling alley.
Rhodes, a chronic masturbator, and Haynes, a repository for sexually transmitted diseases, are rumored to have gotten as far as third base before Rhodes 'got too excited.'
Rhodes, a chronic masturbator, and Haynes, a repository for sexually transmitted diseases, are rumored to have gotten as far as third base before Rhodes 'got too excited.'
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