D'Starkville, IN - Many of our readers have asked us, 'What is eBay?' so we've decided to break it down for you, Diatribe-style.
eBay is a place to sell crap you don't want. You need a computer, an internet connection, and some kind of account to facilitate currency exchange. With these requirements out of the way, the next step is to take a picture of the object in question.
One fun thing people like to to is take pictures of shiny objects with a reflection of their dangles on the surface of the object. The D'Starkville Diatribe does not condone this behavior, but does find it amusing.
Once you find a rube to buy your junk, you ship it off, and money magically appears in your account. Magic!
eBay is a place to sell crap you don't want. You need a computer, an internet connection, and some kind of account to facilitate currency exchange. With these requirements out of the way, the next step is to take a picture of the object in question.
One fun thing people like to to is take pictures of shiny objects with a reflection of their dangles on the surface of the object. The D'Starkville Diatribe does not condone this behavior, but does find it amusing.
Once you find a rube to buy your junk, you ship it off, and money magically appears in your account. Magic!
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