D'Starkville, IN - The editor of the D'Starkville Diatribe found himself in a bar last week where he overheard another patron mention something along the lines of 'Jessica Simpson used to be hot, but now she ain't lookin' so good.'
This warranted further research, a chance for the aforementioned editor to put his journalistic skills to good use, so he did just that.
After spending hours poring over internet webpages and comparing recent pictures of Jessica Simpson with past photos of the starlet, this humble newsman has come to the inevitable conclusion that, presented with an opportunity to mate with Jessica Simpson, he would do so.
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