Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Hotmail Now Used Only for Spam

Redmond, WA - A recent survey of internet users has confirmed what has been widely suspected for some time: Hotmail accounts are used only for spam. Evan Jones, a man sitting across from me at the coffee shop, explains:
"G-mail accounts are used by real people either as their primary acounts, or for storage. Yahoo can go either way, with some accounts being real and others used only to send out Yahoo Groups porno spam, and Hotmail, well Hotmail is used mostly by Nigerian scammers and the elderly."
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