Queensboro, MT - Sean Michaels just may be the luckiest man alive. After surviving blood cancer and winning a lottery prize of 68 million dollars, Michaels must've been feeling pretty lucky.
However, after blowing most of his money on cocaine, hookers, and a pro sports franchise, reality caught up quickly.
"I got a notice from the IRS that I owed them 37 million dollars, more than half of what I won. I couldn't believe it. Had I known that, I might not have spent it all..."
Even more crushing for Michaels was learning from his doctor that he has tested positive for AIDS.
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