Burghettstown, NC - Scientists in the employ of manufacturer Philip Morris have published a new study showing that cigarettes can cause euphoria in nicotine addicts. The study conisisted of two groups of addicts, with one group kept in a concrete cell without access to food, cable TV, or cigarettes, and another group who were given cigarettes.
After six days, the first group showed signs of malnutrition and depression, but the second group showed signs of euphoria. When the first group was finally allowed to smoke, they also showed signs of euphoria.
"Basically, smoking makes smokers happy," said lead researcher Dr. Edgar Barrows.
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