Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Local Woman is Such a Bitch

D'Starkville, IN - Local woman Stacey Mills has a reputation for being 'such a bitch'. While being moderately attractive, her closed-minded attitude, especially when dealing with the advances of famous newsmen, really cancels out any positive attributes she may have had.

In addition to Mills reportedly sleeping with Olan Reading, the editor of the Littleton Gazette, there are rumors that she has herpes. Also, we have received reports that she slept with Joel Radcliffe while babysitting for he and his wife Helen over six years ago.

It's also widely known that Mills had an abortion around that time, supposedly financed by Radcliffe.
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