New York City, NY - In a press conference earlier today, Kanye West revealed that he was 'just kidding, guys. I got nothin' but love for that white girl.'
He then went on to blame his outburst on an alcohol problem and anger issues.
Swift is reportedly still standing at that podium, unable to speak or process sensory input. An MTV spokesman advised that she will be rebooted as soon as possible.
Critics have speculated that the outburst was planned, but MTV vehemently denied this while winking and nodding.
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