D'Starkville, IN - The editorial staff of the D'Starkville Diatribe would like to take this opportunity to inform its readers that they believe Megan Fox and Jessica Alba are hot. It is our recommendation that they continue to take sexy photographs and appear in movies, preferably together in a passionate embrace.
If forced to choose between the two, Jessica Alba would win, but it would be very close. The staff here spends lots of time viewing pictures of both of them...for news-related research.
The articles on this site are satire, they are NOT factual, and are not intended to be taken seriously. Any resemblance to any private individuals, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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