New York City, NY - With the success of Jay Leno's new show, NBC executives have decided to cancel all of their other evening programming and replace it with Jay Leno from 5-11pm, Monday through Friday.
NBC spokesman Phil Garrety explained, "Until we can work out a six-hour daily format, we will be running the same daily episode six times per day. While we realize that six hours is a lot of time to fill, especially for one person, we have ideas. For example, why not have a two-hour segment where Jay is watching shows on other networks and providing his patented commentary? I'd watch that."
Affilliates across the country are up in arms over NBC's strongarm tactics, which they feel have undermined their authority to choose their own programming. Says one station owner, "What about the freakin' news? And then we have to show Jimmy Fallon? Ridiculous."
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