D'Starkville, IN - The D'Starkville Diatribe has learned that Billy Andrews' band Rocksnake will be playing at Cobb's Drinkhole on Tuesday at 9:30PM. Those interested in watching this Whitesnake cover band's lackluster renditions of such hits as Don't Break My Heart Again and Would I Lie to You can show up at Cobb's with five dollars for the cover, but should probably bring at least fifty dollars so they can afford to get drunk enough to be able to tolerate Andrew's vomit-inducing vocals.
Rumor has it that Andrews started the band as a way to take his mind off his heroin addiction, an addiction he probably developed as a means of dealing with the shame of sleeping with his cousin, Loretta Andrews.
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