Edgeworth, CA - Pollsters have determined that most of the videos posted on popular video streaming site YouTube are crap. Utilizing a crap-detecting algorhythm, the pollsters monitored users to determined which videos were good and which were crap. After analyzing six weeks' worth of results generated by over six thousand users, it was shown that over 98 percent of videos posted by users were, in fact, crap.
Ed Jenkins, the man behind the project, said, "I mean, really, it wasn't surprising. When I do a search for Paris Hilton, I don't get any usable results. It's a complete disappointment."
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