Pittsburgh, PA - Pittsburgh, set to host the G-20 in 2 weeks, will have to undergo some temporary changes to accomodate political and business leaders. Bus traffic will come to a halt, interstates will be closed, and according to Mayor Luke Ravenstahl, electricity and water service will be suspended throughout the greater Pittsburgh area for the duration of the summit.
"This will serve two functions, the first being to ensure that our guests have enough resources, and the second will aid in keeping our city secure. Hard to coordinate an attack without electricity, you know."
In addition to suspending electricity and water and bus service, schools are set to be closed during the G-20 summit. Ravenstahl continued:
"If there were a way to take oxygen away from our residents [in order to facilitate the G-20] believe me, we'd do it."
"This will serve two functions, the first being to ensure that our guests have enough resources, and the second will aid in keeping our city secure. Hard to coordinate an attack without electricity, you know."
In addition to suspending electricity and water and bus service, schools are set to be closed during the G-20 summit. Ravenstahl continued:
"If there were a way to take oxygen away from our residents [in order to facilitate the G-20] believe me, we'd do it."
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