Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Local Woman Strings Together Coherent Sentence

D'Starkville, IN - Against all odds, a D'Starkville woman has managed to utter a sentence both filled with meaning and containing no major grammatical inconsistencies.
D'Starkvillian speech, often a maze of slang and unintelligible accents, manages to trap most local residents, but this woman, a certain Mary Lou Hubbard, was able to complete this sentence:
"Let's go back to my apartment."
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