D'Starkville, IN - For the third time this week, there is nothing newsworthy happening in D'Starkville. Nearly all these idiots do is watch television and stare blankly at the wall. One guy is cutting his grass, another is getting his mail.
Oh, wait, man, that kid's about to get hit by a car! No, he missed.
Damn.
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