Friday, September 18, 2009

Tyler Perry Not Funny

Los Angeles, CA - After an exhaustive search for someone who thinks Tyler Perry is funny, the D'Starkville Diatribe was unable to find even one person. And we weren't alone. Gloop Polls did a telephone survey of over 1000 individuals to try and find someone who thought Tyler Perry's penchant for dressing up like a fat old woman was even slightly amusing and couldn't find even one individual who did.

"There could be multiple explanations for this," says Gloop founder Rodney Schenck, "people may not want to admit that they find him funny, or the demographic that does find him funny does not own telephones, or it could be that he's terribly funny and everybody in the world is just too stupid to realize it."

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