Champagne, IL - An analysis of the user makeup of the once-popular site MySpace.com has revealed that the site is comprised almost entirely of crappy musicians. Former site user Milo Kazinsky explains:
"It started with a few bands, and you'd tolerate their friend request and ignore them afterwards, and then, as time went on, it became more and more garage bands spamming you nonstop to friend their shitty bands. It the end, MySpace became a bunch of wannabe rock stars that nobody cared about whoring themselves out to each other.
"Now I'm on Facebook, and I don't have those problems. But now I have to deal with quizzes and apps and pirate games and fishing games and fake bartending programs and all these groups and organizations who want me to 'become a fan' of them. Yeah, life's much simpler now."
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