D'Starkville, IN - In our September 8th Edition we reported that local teen Shamus Rhodes had gotten some, but further investigation reveals that he did not, in fact, get any at all.
The confusion developed when Rhodes was in the locker room with his friends and reported to them that some had been gotten by him, but sources from within the locker room have told our reporters that Rhodes' claims were met with suspicion and that Rhodes is, in fact, 'a lamewad' who has 'never gotten any and probably never will'.
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