D'Starkville, IN - Rumors have been circulating around D'Starkville for weeks concerning former tease Sheena Willows who, as our very lucky sources have personally confirmed, has started putting out.
Our source, who would prefer not to be named, but will be named anyway as Paul Roderick, is on record as saying, "[Sheena] used to be a frigid bitch, but you get a couple drinks in her, and she spreads like butter."
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