Vatican City, VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict revealed today in a candid interview that the religion of Catholicism is just a big scam.
"It started a few thousand years ago. There were these old, creepy guys who basically wanted to find a way to diddle little kids all day, avoid work, and prance around in fancy costumes. So they got together and set up this system. I mean c'mon, our mascot is a naked guy nailed to wood. Nothing says BDSM like that, right?"
Archbishop Montenegro Rattlesham clarified the Pope's comments, saying, "The old man's off his meds. Don't publish this."
"It started a few thousand years ago. There were these old, creepy guys who basically wanted to find a way to diddle little kids all day, avoid work, and prance around in fancy costumes. So they got together and set up this system. I mean c'mon, our mascot is a naked guy nailed to wood. Nothing says BDSM like that, right?"
Archbishop Montenegro Rattlesham clarified the Pope's comments, saying, "The old man's off his meds. Don't publish this."
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